Monday, October 25, 2010

Naughty Vs Nice

Naughty Vs Nice
It’s that time of year again. As the holiday seasons approach we have to choose between the good and the bad, the healthy and the unhealthy, and the naughty and the nice. The choice is all about will power and what you really desire deep down.

We have to choose between the nice and the naughty whether it is diet, the opposite sex, or even fitness. Honestly, there are endless types of good and bad choices to choose from and they can effect yourself as well as others. At the end of the day you are the one who chooses between “right” and “wrong,” and you are at digression of choosing what it is that is “right” and what it is “wrong,” and if it is” verrrrrrrrrrrry right” or “verrrrrrrrrry wrong.” Which side of the line are you on for the following topics? Which would you choose on the charts below?


Dark Chocolate - Seventy percent dark chocolate contains the most flavonols (helpful plant substances that help decrease cholesterol.)
Milk Chocolate covered fruit - Its high in calories and sugar, however Its an aphrodisiac (it will get your significant other in the mood for a naughty night in the sack.)
Unsalted Nuts - Nuts are full of heart healthy unsaturated fat, vitamins, minerals, and phytonutrients.
Pumpkin Pie -  Contains carotenoids which fight free radicals in the body. It is also a good source of potassium and fiber. Beware: most pies are loaded with sugar not to mention the whip cream on top!
Vodka & diet tonic with a twist of lime -  Basically about 64 calories depending on how much vodka you put in! Or Wine spritzer, 4 ounces (made with 2 ounces wine and diet ginger ale) which is about 49 calories.Egg Nog with alcohol - 1 cup is about 360 calories. It  can reallyadd up.


Opening a door for a woman. Opening a door for a woman, then demanding sex in return.
Texting a woman to say that you are thinking about her.Sexting a women and sending a pick of what your thinking is doing to you.
Bringing home a holiday basket.Brining home a basket full of sex toys.
Sending your girl a holiday e-card.Sending your girl a holiday e-card with a naughty picture of yourself attatched.


Going for an early morning run.Waking up your significant other for a romp in the sack to burn off your calories.
Going to the gym every day religiously.Saying you’re at the gym but you’re really on a date with someone else.
Lifting heavy weights for your arms.Lifting your significant other up while your standing and giving it to her.

Which ever you choose, make sure that you enjoy it to its fullest. Whether you are being “naughty” or “nice” enjoy your holiday season, and make the best of it! And remember your “naughty” could be someones “nice” or vice versa. That’s the magic of the holiday seasons! ENJOY THE MAGIC!

Alicia Bell

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